thatfunnyblog:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

thatfunnyblog:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

(Source: reddit.com, via ruinedchildhood)

1000drawings:

by Adams Carvalho

1000drawings:

by Adams Carvalho

1000drawings:

by AlexisWinter

1000drawings:

by AlexisWinter

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

image

menatarms

(via ruinedchildhood)

notahammer:

GOD HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.

inspired by Holy Bible

(via isagaani)

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

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jumpushfall:

That’s it that’s the whole country

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pg7inc:

A heart of constant gravitation.
Proverbs 27:19King James Version (KJV)
19 As in water face answereth to face, so the heart of man to man.

pg7inc:

A heart of constant gravitation.

Proverbs 27:19King James Version (KJV)

19 As in water face answereth to face, so the heart of man to man.

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englishsnow:

Chun-Chih FAN

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http://lingsamplesentences.tumblr.com/post/94808245210/cat-via-email-submitted-and-the-point-of

lingsamplesentences:

Cat (via email) submitted:

And the point of pronouns is that they let you keep talking about stuff without repeating names or descriptions every single time, because that gets tedious.

Let’s compare:

Gretchen: Hey Nicole, does Nicole think that Benadryl Cucumber has seen that article