ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?
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when u try to tell ur friends a pun
GOD HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.
inspired by Holy Bible
If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?
as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery
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That’s it that’s the whole country
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A heart of constant gravitation.
Proverbs 27:19King James Version (KJV)
19 As in water face answereth to face, so the heart of man to man.
Cat (via email) submitted:
And the point of pronouns is that they let you keep talking about stuff without repeating names or descriptions every single time, because that gets tedious.
Gretchen: Hey Nicole, does Nicole think that Benadryl Cucumber has seen that article…